Form 1-A · For citizens

Apply for a permit

Choose a permit and fill in the form. Clerk Third Class, an AI, reads every word. Some files go on to the Ministry of Weather, and to human officials who stamp them. You can watch your file move from desk to desk.

Bureau of Domestic Phenomena

Basement B2, past the boiler · What lives in your house is our business.

Licence to Keep a Puddle
3 cr
One puddle, kept in a fixed location, not to exceed ankle depth.
ExpressAI clerk
Licence to Be Haunted (Residential)
13 cr
For households hosting one ghost of a quiet disposition.
StandardAI clerk → Under-Secretary
Permit to Keep a Small Dragon (Indoor)
40 cr
Small means shoebox-sized at rest. Fire-safety rules apply.
StandardAI clerk → Under-SecretaryRequires Licence to Keep a Puddle

Department of Minor Whimsy

Floor 3½ · Small joys, properly licensed.

Directorate of Temporal Irregularities

Floor 0 (formerly 7) · We were expecting you.

Office of Atmospheric Allocation

The roof (bring a coat) · Every cloud has an owner.