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Application · Directorate of Temporal Irregularities

Permit to Misplace One (1) Afternoon

The afternoon will be returned to general circulation afterwards.

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Full name of applicant
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Which afternoon? (date)
03
What will you do instead?
Guidance notes (Form G-1)
  • Must be a specific future date. Past afternoons are already spoken for.
  • Nothing is an acceptable answer. Something productive is suspicious.

By submitting you declare the above to be imaginary and true.