Bureau of Imaginary Permits

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Application · Department of Minor Whimsy

Permit to Name a Pigeon

For one specific pigeon. The pigeon will not be informed.

01

Full name of applicant

02

Describe the pigeon so it can be told apart from other pigeons.

03

Proposed name

Guidance notes (Form G-1)

Needs at least one distinguishing feature beyond "grey".
Must be dignified. Names that are puns on "coo" are refused.

By submitting you declare the above to be imaginary and true.

Approval chain

1AI clerkagent

Runs as the express-permit workflow. See the rules

Particulars

Fee: 1 imaginary crowns
Valid: For the life of the pigeon, or until it moves away
Queue at: Floor 3½
Signed by: Deputy Assistant Commissioner Ottoline Brask

Forms the clerk may request

9-Ω Witness Statement from a Bird
44-Q Inventory of Previous Whims

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