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Application · Directorate of Temporal Irregularities

Permit to Arrive Fashionably Late to Your Own Birthday

Lateness capped at one hour per decade of age.

01
Full name of applicant
02
Age you are turning
03
Intended lateness (minutes)
04
Describe the outfit that justifies the lateness.
Guidance notes (Form G-1)
  • Any age. Used to compute the lateness cap.
  • Must not exceed six minutes per year of age.
  • Must plausibly justify the delay.

By submitting you declare the above to be imaginary and true.